Caught on Tape!

Careless on my part, but I'll own up to it. The lurking figure in the background with the green shirt and tie is yours truly.

Unsolicited Advice

If you’re 1 for 10 on hitting stationary pumpkins from 3 meters, maybe you need to drunkenly lurch at them with your chainsaw bayonet so you can plug the barrel and blow your nuts off on the next round... saving the taxpayers the eventual expense of incarcerating your kids.