Another nifty bit of social engineering

At the risk of alienating my readers with condescension, I must permit myself a twirl in the footlights when some little parapraxis like this showcases my efforts.  Particularly in the weeks leading up to the computation of my year-end bonus.  From a poll of parents concerning the media their children consume:

When asked what they would find the most offensive in a video game, [parents] said that a man and a woman having sex would be most offensive, followed by two men kissing, and then the sight of a graphically severed human was ranked third in a list.

Perhaps I played some small part in planting this seed, but really, there are times you cement monkeys make me so proud I fear it will cloud my judgement.  From your grammatolatry over "marriage," to your fear of physical pleasure exceeding your fear of physical death - perhaps I'm spoling you with praise, but your own little inner Inquisitions are much better organized than the ham-handed variety we manufacture from time to time.