I am not afraid of the devil, but I can't sleep. Can you help me? I don't want to take drugs. When I try to count sheep I break out in a sweat. Warm milk gives me the creeps.
--Odelia Stars; Ballinburg, Texas
A:
Tell me, Odelia – why do you WANT to sleep? Sheep are filthy animals, and warm milk is teeming with dangerous micro-organisms. It seems to me your instincts in this matter are sound. Indulge yourself for eight hours a night, Odelia! Have more sex! Tunnel under a bank! Prowl the rooftops like the crepuscular leopardess your soul longs to inhabit!
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